Comments on: UPDATED 18 APRIL – High-profile attorney says the declassified Department of Justice memos detailing interrogation techniques prove the U.S. did not torture http://goodtimepolitics.com/2009/04/17/high-profile-attorney-says-the-declassified-department-of-justice-memos-detailing-interrogation-techniques-prove-the-us-did-not-torture/ politics, democrats, republicans, Midterm elections elections, news, race, John McCain, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, government, White House, President Bush Thu, 20 Jan 2011 02:11:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: goodtimepolitics http://goodtimepolitics.com/2009/04/17/high-profile-attorney-says-the-declassified-department-of-justice-memos-detailing-interrogation-techniques-prove-the-us-did-not-torture/#comment-7465 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:09:50 +0000 http://goodtimepolitics.com/?p=7062#comment-7465 Chris Matthews and MSNBC is one big joke! MSNBC is at the bottom in ratings.

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Washington D.C., 4/17/2009

Obama Administration releases more shock memos on CIA Torture techniques

In a move that is sure to further embarrass the previous Bush administration, Eric Holder, Attorney General, ordered the release of further CIA memorandums detailing vile torture techniques.

The torture was inflicted on innocent Muslim tourists kidnapped by American troops whilst on vacation in Afghanistan, a renowned tourist destination for Muslims worldwide.

MEMO: CYA-BOHICA-666/BHILLS-90210

Prisoner “Mohammed X” subjected to an enhanced STARE-BOARDING SESSION. CIA AGENT #132 used advanced staring techniques to glower and glare at “X”. After six hours, prisoner broke under intense OCULAR pressure and was reduced to a blubering cry baby reminicent of Chris Matthews, his favorite MSNBC host. .

Prisoner “Malcolm XXY” subjected to 36 hour continuous MARK LEVIN SHOW BOARDING. Under direction of CIA AGENT #69, high volume speakers played selected troubling excerpts from the extreme right-winger’s radio show. “XXY” finally cracked after a final one hour session, featuring a looped vocal sequence including audio favories: “GET OFF THE LINE YA BIG DOPE. THANK ME FOR YOUR CALL. NO… SCREW YOU! WE OWN THIS COUNTRY, NOT YOU”

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