Move over Pepsi and Coke, there’s some new competition on the shelf
Here you go the new soft drink for a change you can count on!
India’s Hindu nationalist movement is launching a new soft drink made from cow urine.
The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India’s biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.
Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink — called “gau jal,” or “cow water” — in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched “very soon, maybe by the end of this year.”
“Don’t worry, it won’t smell like urine and will be tasty too,”
Read More
Wonder how long it will be before the US government starts importing this new soft drink. A change you can count on! This blogger will leave this one up to the rest of you that want change!
LINKS:
(1) Yellow is not mellow: Asian-American files $4 billion lawsuit against insensitive Miley Cyrus


Cow urine. Don’t they worship cows in India? So I guess it will be India’s Holy Water. LOL